FOLLOW THE TWINS
First off we wanna thank everybody in Beantown and Providence that came out the shows to check out J-Zone, Dick $tallion & DJ Contakt. But most of all, we gotta give a shout to that girl in the Honda Accord, who by flashing them her twins (titties) at a red light, led them back to the hotel that they got lost trying to find. After 30 minutes of driving around Boston with a Boston native, those muthafuckas still couldn't find their hotel (that's one confusing city). But after the girl flashed her Double D's at a red light, the fellas followed her to flirt and harass her for 5 minutes...and unexpectedly landed right in front of the hotel! So the moral of this update? Always follow the twins!
RECENT J-ZONE SIGHTINGS
J-Zone just dropped the beat for "Monday Night Raw" Access Immortal's Shades Of Reality LP available on Early Spotter Records on April 5. J-Zone also drops a verse on' "Check 1,2" on Da Beatminerz' Fully Loaded Wit Static LP which drops April 19 on Coptic Records. Big up to Mr. Walt and Evil Dee for supportin J-Zone and Old Maid Entertainment since 1999.
ETC.
J-Zone will be on vacation and putting the finishing touches on the Bo$$ Hogg Barbarian$ LP with Celph Titled for most of April, so it will pretty much be a dead month. Plus, the weather is warming up and Zone has to get his jumpshot tuned up and heal all of his sports injuries for the summer...not to mention the NBA Playoffs and the Nike IS8 high school basketball tournament in Queens start. B-Ball mania. Therefore, pardon our uneventfulness for the next month or so. However, you can still do the following:
-Continue to support J-Zone's limited edition remix project, Gimme Dat Beat Fool, which features Zone's favorite rappers on his beats and sharing mic duties with him. Cop it now at www.sandboxauomatic.com, www.fatbeats.com and many other fine online rap retail sites.
-Continue to check the site for NBA/ NCAA Trash Talk and general life commentary from Captain Back$lap himself on the Hot Sauce page.
-Go to a Knick game if you're in the New York area and boo the fuck outta that franchise for all 48 minutes for makin our city look wack!
Later...
posted by zone loc