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NCAA TRASH TALK...THE ZONE/ BACK$LAP REPORT

First off, I gotta give a shout out to Michigan State for bustin Duke's ass. Fuck Duke! Just for that, I'm rockin my Mateen Cleaves jersey when I go to North Carolina in May. I wanted Kentucky to bust Michigan State (Patrick Sparks is the truth), but Kentucky will be rockin next year... Even though West Virginia lost a game they had in the bag, I gotta give it to em. Them muthafuckas be lightin it up from 3 point land. Their shooting range is basically the nosebleed seats...I never was a big Villanova fan, but I gotta give this squad their props for goin that far without Curtis Sumpter. The ref should be shot for callin the travel on Randy Foye. I quit the cilo game I was in to curse that call. That basket shoulda counted. BS homie...I think Illinois is gonna take it all and hope they do, but that Arizona game was a scare. Arizona deserved to lose that game simply for blowing a 15 point lead...I heard that Dick Vitale's old Metamucil takin, Viagara needin ass has mad hoes on his jock. Dickie V is at least 90 years old and may be steezin them bad ass Michigan State cheerleaders? Fuck rap, I'm rollin with sports!...and I gotta reiterate: FUCK DUKE!!!! See ya!

Here's my predictions on what's left:

Semi-Finals:

NC vs MICHIGAN STATE: Winner- NC
ILLINOIS vs LOUISVILE: Winner- Illinois

Finals:

ILLINOIS vs NC: Winner- Illinois

We'll see if I fuck that up like I fucked up my other brackets...


NBA TRASH TALK

All I gotta say is two words: Dwayne Wade! Damn! The blocked shot/ halfcourt shot vs. The Suns, the constant Sports Center Top 10 appearances, sendin Kobe's shot to Hong Kong, being amongst league leaders in scoring without shootin any threes-the muthafucka is a beast. If they stay healthy, Miami is takin it all, fuck any difference in opinion whatsoever. Who's stoppin em? And speakin of Kobe, how is it Dwayne Wade took the same group of role players (Odom, Butler & Grant) deep in the playoffs last year, but Kobe can't even get within 2 games of the 8 seed. The muthafucka got game, but with the exception of Allan Houston, Chris Webber and Melo, is there a bigger punk in the NBA? At this point he needs to stick to hotel cleaning bitches and Brian McKnight collabos. He tatooed Vanessa on his arm and he's bout to get took for all his money. Where is my man Suga Free when you need him? The Lakers are in the lottery?! The world is comin to an end...

I know this b-ball update was a lil skimpy, but I'll make it up to y'all when the playoffs start, fa sho!

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