More hoops related trash talk for that ass, but before I start, let's give it up for the Illinois cheerleaders. I swear one of them chicks is gonna be a Zone-ette one day. Anyway...

THAT "MAY" CAUSE SOME TROUBLE

After all the wrong picks in my NCAA bracket, I thought I'd at least pick my semi-final and final winners right. I got the semi's, but you couldn't tell my ass Illinois would lose the final game. The problem? Too much Sean May inside. And when you live by the 3 pointer, you die by it. At least I didn't bet no money on that muthafucka. I'm bein cheap cause Dick $tallion took all my money in a dice game last week.

THE "FAKE"SHOW IS OVER!

Uuh, I mean the Lakeshow. Either way, the Lakers are toast and I'm bout to go celebrate. Kobe's dumb ass tore that team apart, and ball hogged his way to fuckin up the current squad. The fool got mad talent, but he's a punk ass Captain Save-A-Ho non rappin ass burger. Now they get spanked every night, so Kobe, you better get back in the vocal booth cause you goin fishin early my man. Sinking merch sales, lawsuits, lost endorsement deals...I'll produce your "Fuck Shaq" album for a mere $10,000 and save you some loot. Shaq can buy it at Best Buy when he's on his way to the shop to get his 2005 NBA Championship ring polished. Unless....

DUNCAN GETS BETTER?

Yeah they got Ginobili and Parker, but let's get real. The Spurs ain't winnin no playoff series without Tim Duncan. I don't wanna hear that Spurs/Heat for the Finals shit unless Duncan comes back. Simply because...

THE SUNS WILL BLIND YOU

At first, I thought you live by the 3 pointer, you die by it. But damn, Amare is King Kong in that muthafucka. He's fuckin up every forward in the NBA, except Shaq. Don't say shit about Garnett, Amare will beast on him too. If for any reason all of
the Suns' 8,000 excellent 3 point shooters happen to be off at the same time or Steve Nash can't slash and convert at the line (he's a 90% free throw shooter), Amare will clean shit up. If they stay healthy and Duncan don't come back soon, the Suns will take the West. But then...

THE HEAT WILL MELT THE SUN

Shaq. What can you say to counter that name? Nuthin. And Dwayne Wade? League MVP along with Steve Nash and LeBron. If they stay healthy, it's party time in Miami. Cause nobody's fuckin with Dwayne Wade. Nobody. Unless...

THE PISTONS KEEP IT "ON"

That off and on shit the Lakers used to do has rubbed off on the Pistons. If they look to bust everybody's ass every night, we got ourselves a real playoff series. But if they alternate and Billups gets himself ejected in a big game...see ya!

ETC.

To my Toronto people: Ain't ya'll real mad right now? I mean, really. As much as I would dis Vince Carter, he's been nothing short of amazing since joining the Nets. 2 to 4 of the Top 10 plays every night, averaging 20 something a night, putting up the best dunks of the year? Meanwhile he sucked turkey testes as a Raptor? The Nets have a shot at the 8 seed and the Raptors are already goin fishing? I'd be pretty mad...Kevin Garnett said "Watch out, we're coming" to the media after they beat Sacramento the other night. We're coming where? To the golf course early? KG can play, but the Wolves got a bag of 9 irons with their names all over em. And they all MUST cut them ho braids before next year. You can't step on the court lookin like Raggedy Ann and put fear in opponents. They've replaced the Spurs as the worst looking team in the NBA...The Kings? I don't hate em anymore cause punk ass Webber and Christie are gone, but they're out in the first round. Arco Arena will be silent by May...BG BG BG!!!! No, I'm not talkin bout Cash Money's veteran rapper, but Ben "No Conscience" Gordon. That dude is ROTY, period. Droppin 35 points (22 in the 4th quarter)is insane, plus that fool got the jail waves! I could never get my waves like that! The Bulls fooled everybody. And we were talkin bout Utah and Orlando, ha...Celtics are still my team in the Atlantic. You gotta love Antoine Walker simply for the fact that dude does the "shimmy" dance even when he's 2 of 55 from the field and hits a shot late in the game. And Ricky Davis gets 6th man of the year from me, although BG is gaining ground...The Cavs? WTF? You want the rap version? "Eric Snow gotta go, fa sho". They need a real point guard and another scorer. They still my team, but this line up needs help, or Lebron will burn out by the age of 24. I'd like to see them face Boston in the first round. Simply because Ricky Davis will get booed in Cleveland, then he'll give the crowd the finger and go score 50 points off the bench, then throw the ball off the opposite backboard and get the fake rebound to complete the triple double. You gotta love Ricky D. Keepin it gutter in that muthafucka!!! Plus, I want a good series and at this point, if the Cavs play the Heat, Pistons or Wizards they'll get mopped...The Knicks? Damn, don't get me started, I'm tryin to be less hateful in my Hot Sauce page. "Yup I'm out, but I'll be back......"

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