What up homies and hotties, chumps and chickenheads. Nuthin much new at the Old Maid Man$ion, but be sure to note the minor changes in show itinerary. Ain't nuthin' new, so why front? Same news as last update, so we'll keep it like that (only show revisions added.) But we all know that things are movin at a quick pace in the NBA, so you know Captain Back$lap got a gang of trash to talk in the Hot Sauce section. So check his East and West Semi-Finals predictions. The weekly awards are now back in the updates as well, so marinate on that til next time.


FA SHOW

The J-Zone show is comin to your town for the following dates. Buy that brother a Long Island Iced Tea at the show...

May 2005:

5/13: Wilmington, NC @ The Soapbox Laundrolounge with Pens & Needles
5/14: Springfield, VA @ Jaxx with Poison Pen, Breez Evaflowin and Pens & Needles
5/15: Johnson City, TN @ The Hideaway with Pens & Needles

June 2005:

6/24 (along with DJ Contakt): Hollywood, CA @ Knitting Factory


$TEADY HOGGIN'

As promised, we'll keep you updated on the J-Zone and Celph Titled group effort as Bo$$ Hogg Barbarian$. The album is early in the mixing stages and is on schedule for release in very early in 2006. First single should be on the shelf by September. Production will be handled by Zone & Celph...with a beat or two from an outside producer. You know the funk is on it, bitch. Stay tuned, because pigs are filthy animals.


That's it for now. Don't forget to peep the Hot Sauce page for mo' NBA playoff trash talk and IQ lowering commentary on everyday life. L8R.