What up folks. I got a gang of shit to talk regarding the NBA (finals, our very own zonesite.net awards, etc.), fantasy fly girl and song of the moment and much more. Strap up!


SONG OF THE MOMENT:
"Real Big" by Mannie Fresh

"Cars real big, house real big, dick real big, erything real big!"

Fuck all the haters, Mannie Fresh's album (The Mind Of Mannie Fresh)is the funniest shit I've heard in years. This album had almost no buzz here in NYC but the shit is dope (like all those Big Tymer$ albums). Mannie is one of the best behind the boards, stop frontin on him cause he's not a typical boom bap dude. The skits, everything. Pure comedy. I don't big up too many artists on this site, but if you want some real entertainment, go cop Mannie's album. Theme music for those who act a fool, big up Mannie!


OLD SCHOOL FLY CHICK OF THE MOMENT:
Robin Givens

I hate how she did my man Mike Tyson, but Mike shoulda known to not love them ho's. She's a gold diggin tramp from the late 80's and early 90's, but she was TOO fine. I saw an old episode of Head Of The Class on TV Land recently and I gotta say, the bitch was bad. I used to wanna put pipe on her back in fifth grade when I watched that show every Wednesday night, on SWOLL! Then Harlem Nights and Boomerang? I'll still fuck with Robin. Besides, I ain't got no cash to get tricked out of. Call me up girl!


THE NBA

And I just wanna say...FUCK THE SPURS! Yo Detroit, what the fuck was that Game 7 shit? I know Manu Ginobili is good, but ya'll made him look like Dr. J and shit. I can't beleive y'all let these non-playin, Lemon Tree haircut havin scrubs mop y'all. And the MVP? What a joke! Ginobili played solid and senior citizen Robert Horry pulled 3 pointers out of his trick bag to save this punk ass team. One of them deserved the MVP. But NO! Who gets it? Mr. Square, L7, bad haircut, boring, the Big Punk-amental aka Tim PUNKan. He ain't do shit til Game 7. But you know why this happened. David Stern was scared after Auburn Hills. He couldn't have Detroit win it all after that, and watch a gully dude like Sheed or Chauncey or Big Ben win the MVP. No. A group of model citizen stand-up gentlemen win it all, with Timid Timmy winnin the MVP. The NBA is so safe now. Rated G...for GARBAGE! Soft, soft, soft! Fuck this league, I give up til November. Then I can see my man Ricky Davis do the fake rebound for the triple double again. And now, with that said, here's my NBA 2004-05 awards. Drum roll, muthafucka...

MVP-
Dwayne Wade. No need to explain. If you don't know, now you know...

STARTING 5-
PG: Steve "That's my dog, but the bangs gotta go" Nash
SG: Dwayne "If he was in the finals, Bruce Bowen woulda been his bitch" Wade
SF: Lebron "Def Jam" James
PF: Ron "Queensbridge don't play that" Artest, but since he hardly played, I'll say Amare "The Posterizer" Stoudamire
C: Shaquille "What the fuck made him step to Skillz?" O'Neal

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR-
Ben Gordon...only Pete Rock and Heavy D repped Mount Vernon this good.

6TH MAN OF THE YEAR-
Ricky Davis...what the game is about. GULLYNESS! What he did to the Knicks on opening night was priceless!

UNDERATED 5...GIVE EM MORE PROPS, PEOPLE-
Tayshaun Prince
Jason Terry
Larry Hughes
Brevin Knight
Earl Boykins

OVERRATED 5...SHUT UP ABOUT EM ALREADY-
Tim "PUNKan" Duncan
Chris "Don't call a time out!" Webber
Carmelo Anthony
Stephon Marbury...he's good, but gotta make his teammates better
Tracy McGrady...see the comment on Stephon

DRAFT TALK

I like Chris Paul, Deron Williams and a few other cats in the NBA draft, but for the most part, the 2005 draft looks WEAK. Hopefully somebody can prove me wrong.

That's all I got for now, so let the hate drizzle!

CAPTAIN BACK$LAP