No time for holiday cheer, no time for black friday...fuck a mistletoe put that ho out on the highway!


SONG OF THE UPDATE

"KIZZ MY BLACK AZZ" BY MC REN

Fuck it! Not just the song, the whole damn EP. This is the best rap EP ever made, maybe a tie with Pete Rock & CL Smooth's All Souled Out. Man, Ren was sayin some shit on this. Shit was crazy ignorant, but it was all real. "Behind The Scenes" is a gangbang story so triflin that makes "She Swallowed It" (by NWA) sound like I Need Love". "Right Up My Alley" is some real knucklehead shit and the title cut puts rappers with live instruments on stage on blast. As Ren would say,

"People ain't pay for the show so they could see a band, it's like a man tryin to fuck a man/ rappers doin this should retire/ niggaz lookin like Earth, Wind & Fire".

Whether you agree with his views or not, you gotta find a place in your classic lines book for that one! Ren was criminally slept on. Eazy was my personal favorite and the best personality in NWA, Ice Cube was the best writer, but nobody embodied the villain attitude better than Ren. The man is a LEGEND! Saute! Ren, if you readin this, come back! The game needs you.

"Stuff yo mouth with tissue, and kizz my black azz!"


OLD SCHOOL CHICK(S) OF THE UPDATE

I was watchin an old episode of A Different World a while back and thought 'Damn, there was some broads on that show!' The first season...Lisa Bonet, Marisa Tomei, Jasmine Guy. Later on...Jada Pinkett, Cree Summer, Ajai Sanders, etc. I want em all! This show depresses me though, cause it reminds me of how I wasted most of my college years chasin one crazy bitch. So I had to go back to my college and get my mack on! But hey, if I didn't make that mistake, Captain Back$lap woulda never been
born. Oh well, in my next life I'm at Hillman Collage with all them chicks and to hell with Dwayne Wayne, I'm bonin all them broads!


NBA TRASH TALK...ONE MONTH IN

Imma keep it short and sweet cause not much has changed since last update...

I said it before, I'll say it again. The rookies are the only Knicks worth keeping. Steph ain't makin it, Crawford gotta go and Quentin Richardson I've never seen play like this. Averaging 6 PPG? C'mon! I predict he's out by All-Star February. Jerome James, Mo Taylor & Eddy Curry? Bust city. Philly and Chicago should be ashamed for lettin the Knicks win them games. I was really hopin they'd hold it down, but both teams fell apart in final minutes. Yup, Knick hatin season is on and poppin! Although I must say Nate Robinson and Channing Frye have both impressed me...To the team across the river with slightly better playoff hopes (Nets), get a big man!!!!Kristic is aiiight, but Marc Jackson?! Aretha Franklin would be a better center(she's bigger too). Jason Collins? The baby dreads gotta go, as does his game. The Net backcourt is nice but if JKidd or VC gets hurt, they're cachin blackfish in April...Anybody see that Mavs/Spurs game last night? Further proof that my roasting of Keith Van Horn all these years was legit. The Mavs had the game til that fuckin Big Bird look-alike threw the ball to an invisible teammate on the sideline. I can't stand San Antonio, but NOBODY is beatin em in the west, at least not now. And
watching Tony Parker pull a fine ass bitch like he got, damn...My LA Clippers finally on a roll! Nobody can accuse me of hoppin the bandwagon cause I been a fan since 2002 when they had the unofficial And 1 team with Q Richardson, Jeff McInnis, Darius Miles, Elton Brand and Corey Magette and they didnt make the playoffs. Still my favorite team that year. The Lakers on the other hand look like trash, but its always fun to watch pussywhooped Kobe jack up 35 shots with 3 defenders on him and still make them. I give him credit when it's due...I'm happy the Kings are finally losing. That's what they get for wearing those God awful purple and white unis...LeBron is a BEAST!!! Larry Hughes is underrated. The Cavs look mean!...Boston lost to Atlanta, y'all should be ashamed up in 617 land, and I know I know. Delonte West looks like me, I heard the jokes already from my Boston people (Eso, Jzanaught...shut up already!!!!)...Washington is again a sleeper. Gilbert Arenas is NO JOKE!...Fun to watch Sebastian Telfair come back to NY and light up MSG with 27 points. He'll be better than his cousin (Stephon), no doubt... I said it in his rookie year, I'll say it now, I'll say it in 2012. Yao Ming is SOFT! WEAK! Luther Head is the best player on the Rockets (Illinois in the house!). Everybody else ain't did shit. Y'all in troooouuuble! RON ARTEST FOR PRESIDENT, HO! That's my hero...The Jazz don't got enough brothas on the team, fuck em...The Bucks and the Warriors are MUST SEE teams! Don't sleep! I'm out, biiiiiiitch....