SONG OF THE UPDATE:

TIE: "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya" by Poison Clan and "Ugly As Fuck" by 2 Live Crew

Yeah, I'm on some Miami shit, ho. Anybody that's been in a club in the 90's or in Miami had heard the Poison Clan song. They may be the best group ever. JT Money is so cold on the hoes...man. This is a dance song and it's still degarding. I love DJing and playing this late in the night when everybody is drunk. Girls dancin on tables...it's just classic. It's hilarious but if you can't handle misogyny, don't bother. JT for President! The 2 Live Crew song is just funny as hell. Too many funny lines. All about bagging a less attractive girl cause she won't front on the action. With the way my luck has been, I'm ready to get me a Rosanne Barr lookalike and call it a day.


OLD SCHOOL CHICK OF THE UPDATE

Thelma from Good Times

Damn. She was just too fine. I never EVER date broads from the projects, but Thelma is worth the risk. I saw her on a talk show about 4 years back and she STILL a dime! I need a project chick!!!!


STOLE MY SHIT

You'd think that a hooptie drivin brother like J-Zone would be exempt from gettin his car broken into. Noooo. Last night while J-Zone was attempting to enjoy an evening with a member of the opposite sex, some dopefiend was enjoying smashing in his car window and taking the face of the stereo system (they wasn't smart enough to get the whole system out of the dash). Thankfully nothing else was taken, like the Suga Free and Project Pat CDs sitting right on the passenger seat. But paying $85 in repairs, having no music to ride to, the time and hassle and driving 30 minutes in 12 degree weather with no window was bad enough. Whatever basehead did that, I would like to say I hope you drown in a pool of donkey nut.


NBA THOUGHTS

As a New Yorker I'm beyond disgusted. Although I must say I enjoy watching teams hammer the Knicks at MSG, this is embarassing. With the exception of Channing Frye and Nate Robinson, this team is coochie hair. Only one thing will fix this...RON ATREST. Isiah, GET HIM. NOW! He's tryin to make a move this week. If y'all gotta give up Marbury and Crawford, do that shit. I have nothing else to say about NBA til this trade gets done, and if the Knicks let it slip, they are in eternal purgatory with me.


OUT FOR 2005.