Sit down, ho...
SONG OF THE UPDATE
"PIMPIN IN THE YEAR 3000" BY SUGA FREE
Oh no! You knew one of rap's only official pimps would be back sooner or later. This dude is by far the most entertaining MC in the game, and a cool cat. When I finally get to do a beat for this cat, it's OVER!!!!! This song is an MP3 only joint my homie from Canada sent me, so you gotta search the download sites for it. Its like 112BPM and Free is goin the fuck off! Ho's best not speak outta line, this man is COLD! His album, Just Add Water, drops in March. So that and Bo$$ Hog Barbarian$ means you gotta spend at least $30 in March. Salute!
"Suga Freee! If there was no one left in this world to pimp, I'd probably end up pimpin me!"
OL SCHOOL BROAD OF THE UPDATE: DEE DEE McCALL FROM HUNTER/PAM GRIER/ALL ACTION HERO CHICKS
Don't even front. All 80's babies remember watchin Rick Hunter's sidekick Dee Dee McCall bust dudes asses. If you don't know, watch Hunter, the reruns are on TV Land every day now. This chick was bad, I wanted to ram her in like third grade. And even though Pam Grier is an obvious choice, I gotta mention her. All them action flick ass kicker broads could get it from me. I'm on some tough girl shit lately, fuck all that bougeis bitch shit. I need a broad that can go rob other dudes and bring me their jewelry so I can look good, cause I ain't no fighter. As long as she can't kick my ass, we're a perfect match!
B-BALL TRASH TALK
The Chris Paul show is now at an arena near you. Anybody see this dude embarass the Knicks a few weeks back? Oh my God!! This kid is the TRUTH. I knew he'd be good, but he's a BEAST! Jamal Crawford got schooled all game long as Paul exposed the Knicks and their feminine matador defense. Then my man Ben Gordon came to town and bust the Knicks' ass on a buzzer beater, AGAIN! That's 3 games outta 4 he did that. Ben G. for president, Money Earnin Mt. Vernon in the house. Mt. Vernon (Gordon's hometown) used to bust our ass in summer league ball all the time. BGeezy! The only thing the Knicks can do right is go hard on the ho's. Isiah done fired and cussed out some chick that works for the organization and she wanna
sue him. He and Stephon Marbury apparently called her "ho" and "bitch". That's the best Knick related behavior I've seen all season...Ron Artest in Sacramento? C'mon. For one I hate that team, so it makes it hard to root for my favorite player and second, I just don't see him getting along in Sac Town. It just dont look good. Well, hopefully him and Bibby can make it happen and prove me wrong cause both them dudes be ballin outta control...So Kobe dropped 81 huh? He's superhuman and talented, but his teammates probably wanna kill him. The only thing Kobe passes is money to these ho's. Ask his wife and that hotel bitch he rammed a few years back. Now every kid on the playground is gonna be ballhoggin like a muthafucka. However, I can't deny his talent, Kobe is a monster, and the fact that the immature kid in me wants to see him get 100 and not pass one time, preferrably against the Knicks. Oops, he already did that last night! And exposed Jamal Crawfor for 40 points. And no, that wasn't a misprint. I refuse to put a "d" at the end Crawfor's last name cause he plays no "d", in true Knick fashion. "Bullshit City" 2 years later...still true!
posted by zone loc
Sit down, ho...
SONG OF THE UPDATE
"PIMPIN IN THE YEAR 3000" BY SUGA FREE
Oh no! You knew one of rap's only official pimps would be back sooner or later. This dude is by far the most entertaining MC in the game, and he cool peoples too. When I finally get to do a beat for this cat, it's OVER!!!!! This song is an MP3 only joint my homie from Canada sent me, so you gotta search the download sites for it. Its like 112BPM and Free is goin the fuck off! Ho's best not speak outta line, this man is COLD! His album, Just Add Water, drops in March. So that and Bo$$ Hog Barbarian$ means you gotta spend at least $30 in March. Salute!
"Suga Freee! If there was no one left in this world to pimp, I'd probably end up pimpin me!"
OL SCHOOL BROAD OF THE UPDATE: DEE DEE McCALL FROM HUNTER/PAM GRIER/ALL ACTION HERO CHICKS
Don't even front. All 80's babies remember watchin Rick Hunter's sidekick Dee Dee McCall bust dudes asses. If you don't know, watch Hunter, the reruns are on TV Land every day now. This chick was bad, I wanted to ram her in like third grade. And even though Pam Grier is an obvious choice, I gotta mention her. All them action flick ass kicker broads could get it from me. I'm on some tough girl shit lately, fuck all that bougeis bitch shit. I need a broad that can go rob other dudes and bring me their jewelry so I can look good, cause I ain't no fighter. As long as she can't kick my ass, we're a perfect match!
B-BALL TRASH TALK
The Chris Paul show is now at an arena near you. Anybody see this dude embarass the Knicks a few weeks back? Oh my God!! This kid is the TRUTH. I knew he'd be good, but he's a BEAST! Jamal Crawford got schooled all game long asPaul exposed the Knicks and their feminine matador defense. Then my man Ben Gordon came to town and bust the Knicks' ass on a buzzer beater, AGAIN! That's 3 games outta 4 he did that. Ben G. for president, Money Earnin Mt. Vernon in the house. Mt. Vernon (Gordon's hometown) used to bust our ass in summer league ball all the time. BGeezy! The only thing the Knicks can do right is go hard on the ho's. Isiah done fired and cussed out some chick that works for the organization and she wanna sue him. He and Stephon Marbury apparently called her "ho" and "bitch". That's the best Knick related behavior I've seen all season...Ron Artest in Sacramento? C'mon. For one I hate that team, so it makes it hard to root for my favorite player and second, I just don't see him getting along in Sac Town. It just dont look good. Well, hopefully him and Bibby can make it happen and prove me wrong cause both them dudes be ballin outta control...So Kobe dropped 81 huh? He's superhuman and talented, but his teammates probably wanna kill him. The only thing Kobe passes is money to these ho's. Ask his wife and that hotel bitch he rammed a few years back. Now every kid on the playground is gonna be ballhoggin like a muthafucka. However, I can't deny his talent, Kobe is a monster, and the fact is that the immature kid in me wants to see him get 100 and not pass one time, preferrably against the Knicks. He lit em up for 40 last night and exposed Jamal Crawfor. That wasn't a misprint, I know there's a "d" at the end of Crawfor's last name, but he don't play no "d" so he gets no "d" when his name is mentioned! Oh the weak, garbage Knicks...never mind, don't let me go off on a tangent...
posted by zone loc