SPECIAL HOT SAUCE UPDATE!!! No model citizen of the month, no old school chick of the month, no album/song of the month...fuck all that. I MUST dedicate this entire update/tirade to the god awful trade the Knicks just made a few days back. Enjoy, bitch...


I'M FUCKIN' DISGUSTED (An Anti-Knick Tirade)

NY KNICKS= TRASH

I'm so disgusted right now that I'm putting on my coat, catching the A train to Madison Square Garden and taking a shit right in front of the Knicks ticket office. Then sticking the paper to Isiah Thomas' door. The trade for Steve Francis is the WORST, repeat WORST trade in sports history. Gone are the days of wanting the Knicks to get better and represent my city. Gone are the days of ridiculing this sorry ass organization more fit for the WNBA or the And 1 Tournaments. It is now straight up disgust. I PROMISE to buy season tickets in 2006-07 so I can go to every game and boo, heckle, throw fruit, etc. Even the cheerleaders need work. They interviewed some mush mouth ho on MSG Network last night and come to find out the bitch was a cheerleader. With all the cute, stuck up, stank attitude, loudmouth never shut the fuck up broads in this city, you cant even get anything better than this ol hook nose, wet rug, pterodactyl lookin bitch? C'mon man. Let's make some sense of the Knicks' team chemistry (or lack thereof)...

We now have 6 scoring/shooting point guards that all do the same thing (Francis, Marbury, Richardson, Rose, Robinson and Crawford). One outta shape center that spends too much time with Colonel Sanders (Curry). Players that just take up space on a roster that do absolutely nothing (Butler and Taylor). And a few good young players that are underutilized, misused or just on the wrong type of team(Richardson and Robinson again, Frye, Woods and Lee). Isiah, it's NOT astrophysics. Get a PURE point guard, meaning NOT a playground ballhog that shoots all game then disapppears in the 4th quarter and spends 22 of the 24 seconds on the shotclock dribbling between his legs and putting a crossover on his own shadow. A center/power forward that is a BEAST, meaning he'll send all layups to the nosebleed seats, makes free throws and gets REBOUNDS...heard of them? Then keep just 2 of those 500 flashy guards you got and dump the rest. But NOOOOOO, you go get more And 1 mixtape power dribblers. This is the basketball capital of the world and Wings Academy High School is the best team in the city at any level. I think the NY Liberty could outrebound these clowns. They're more manly when they rebound too. Ol Smurf ass Nerf ass Bad News Bears ass team. When Nate winning the dunk contest -I admit my man did his thing- is the highlight of your season, you are hot garbage. I thought the Allan Houston/Tim Thomas/ Keith Van Horn eras were bad. Sheeeeit. Them teams look like the fuckin 92 Bulls comapred to this steaming pile of manure we got now. Isiah Thomas' further mangling of this already pitiful team is so utterly reprehensible that he has undone any greatness he exhibited as a ball player/giggolo. Larry Brown is a winning coach, but NYC aint for him. His health cannot possibly hold up another year with this situation. Everybody can share blame, but ultmately Isiah completely abolished a team that was already a Lottery bound debacle. Man, y'all SUCK!!!!!! What the FUCK!!!?? Damn, I can't put in words how trash y'all look right now. Y'all look like a fuckin And 1 girls junior high JV expansion team. They're SO HO like downtown Manhattan. Str8 Bitches!!! I won't even get into the luxury tax/salary cap issues. They're ALL overpaid! What the fuck, I got no more words. I cant wait til next year when the Knicks go 0-81 and lose every game by a minimum of 40 points. I hate NY already for numerous reasons (don't get me started on my "Dont Holla" tirade again), so now I'm putting the Old Maid Man$ion up for sale. Second to last place in the NBA...reppin' New York City. I have no more words...Ho's...